You might think that having sex is the sexiest thing ever. But it’s not. Ok, so it makes you feel good, it’s a great bonding experience, and having an orgasm or two is both satisfying and good for you. But the realities and logistics of a guy inserting a bit of his body inside a woman are not as simple as it is when written down on paper.
Films are also deceiving: how many times did you watch a sex scene and think to yourself “Wow, that look so wonderful! I bet my sex life is just like that!” Well, you’re lying to yourself. No one’s sex life is anything like what Hollywood portrays it to be like. That sex scene in Atonement in the library? The actual chances of you experiencing such a magical intense picture-perfect bang are nothing like that. You wouldn’t be able to find such perfectly levelled bookshelves for a start. You’d be worried about dripping sweat onto the antique book series. His penis wouldn’t quite reach you at a perfect angle. You’d most likely fall off the bookshelves onto him and one of you would break a leg.
It’s human nature to have sex in an instinctive manner. Obviously you’re going to go about sexy time in a way that makes it feel good for you. Just be aware of the obstacles you’re going to face along the way. And be sure that your body will betray you in the worst ways – because escaping air and making the split-second decision to spit or swallow aren’t the only problems you’re going to encounter next time you enjoy some intimate time with your S.O.

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